Yesterday I spent some time thinking which celebrity will get struck by the next celebrity porn scandal. After already world known Pam Videos, Paris Hilton Sex Tape, Janet Jackson’s Boob Shot, and the latest Cameron Diaz bondage video, the simple question is who’s next. After checking some of the 50 most searched keywords on the search engines, i realized that actually there are not many celebs listed which appearance in those results is not sex related. Paris and Pam keep the pace with new arrivals, and it looks that they will stay among top search terms for a quite some time. Other persons mentioned in thse results are always tempting Britney Spears with her childish decisions (I wish we could see her doing it one more time) and american idols like Clay Aiken (what’s the fun about those??) or who dissed Bush section with Michael Moore or Bonnie Raitt with her impotent songs… Anyway back to Britney…
You might call me a prophet if I guess right, but my top three wishlist leaders are:

1 – Pam And Paris Lesbian Double Headed Dildo Tape (I’ll trademark this one)
2 – Britney Spears Body Guard Hood Gangbang
3 – Sheryl Crow Suck Lance Armstrong On The Bike

Any of those will come handy in the late nights of early september, which can be so cold and lonely… So I wish any of you mentioned above will have a nice surprise for us…. Thanks in advance.